I’m a self-proclaimed Luddite. Sure, I have a cellphone, a MacBook and an iPod, but that’s required baggage for a college student. Nothing I own is “smart” or has a touch screen. How I ended up with this blog, I may never know. It seems like so much mental masturbation, to think that anyone really cares what I have to say. So with that in mind, I’ll write like no one is reading.